Patron Saint of Ball Obsession - Golden Retriever Tshirt

✔ 100% ring-spun cotton tee
✔ garment-dyed fabric for a soft, broken-in feel
✔ relaxed unisex fit for everyday wear
✔ designed, printed, and shipped in NC, USA
✔ made for people whose dog has a bigger personality than most humans

Find your size

Measure a shirt you already own that fits well. Lay it flat. Measure the width across the chest from armpit to armpit. Measure the length from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
S	18.25	26.6
M	20.25	28
L	22	29.4
XL	24	30.75
2XL	26	31.6

Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch.

Shipping & processing

Processing time: 2–5 business days.

Shipping time: 3-5 days (estimated, not guaranteed).

Tracking: You will receive a tracking number by email.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry or tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Avoid harsh detergents and softeners. Do not iron directly on the print.

Every breed has its reputation. The Council has simply chosen to make it official.

The golden retriever does not fetch because you ask. The golden retriever fetches because the ball exists and therefore must be retrieved. This is not a preference. This is a calling. The Council has reviewed seventeen thousand documented incidents and found zero exceptions.

If you throw it, they will bring it back. If you don't throw it, they will find a way to make that your problem.