Patron Saint of Bed Hogging - American Staffordshire Tshirt

✔ 100% ring-spun cotton tee
✔ garment-dyed fabric for a soft, broken-in feel
✔ relaxed unisex fit for everyday wear
✔ designed, printed, and shipped in NC, USA
✔ made for people whose dog has a bigger personality than most humans

Find your size

Measure a shirt you already own that fits well. Lay it flat. Measure the width across the chest from armpit to armpit. Measure the length from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
S	18.25	26.6
M	20.25	28
L	22	29.4
XL	24	30.75
2XL	26	31.6

Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch.

Shipping & processing

Processing time: 2–5 business days.

Shipping time: 3-5 days (estimated, not guaranteed).

Tracking: You will receive a tracking number by email.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry or tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Avoid harsh detergents and softeners. Do not iron directly on the print.

Every breed has its reputation. The Council has simply chosen to make it official.

The American Staffordshire Terrier is, by all documented accounts, a medium-sized dog who has decided to occupy the space of something much larger. The bed is theirs. The couch is theirs. The exact spot you were just sitting in is theirs. They will look at you with complete sincerity while taking up seventy percent of the mattress and feel no conflict about this whatsoever.

The Council reviewed the evidence. The canonization was unanimous.

This shirt is for the people sleeping on the edge of their own bed and calling it love. Because it is.