Patron Saint of Couch Potatoes - English Bulldog Tshirt

$34.00 USD

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Size S M L XL 2XL

Color: Crunchberry

✔ 100% ring-spun cotton tee
✔ garment-dyed fabric for a soft, broken-in feel
✔ relaxed unisex fit for everyday wear
✔ designed, printed, and shipped in NC, USA
✔ made for people whose dog has a bigger personality than most humans

Find your size

Measure a shirt you already own that fits well. Lay it flat. Measure the width across the chest from armpit to armpit. Measure the length from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.

Size	Width (in)	Length (in)
S	18.25	26.6
M	20.25	28
L	22	29.4
XL	24	30.75
2XL	26	31.6

Measurements may vary by up to 1 inch.

Shipping & processing

Processing time: 2–5 business days.

Shipping time: 3-5 days (estimated, not guaranteed).

Tracking: You will receive a tracking number by email.

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out. Hang to dry or tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Avoid harsh detergents and softeners. Do not iron directly on the print.

Every breed has its reputation. The Council has simply chosen to make it official.

The English Bulldog has conducted a thorough review of all available activities and has determined that none of them are worth getting up for. This is not laziness. The Council wants to be clear about this. It is discernment. It is the ancient and practiced wisdom of a dog who knows exactly what matters and has decided the couch is it.

The evidence is extensive. The canonization was not difficult.

This shirt is for the humans who respect that kind of commitment.